Careful With The Wishing

So, you’ve had it with the status quo and you make a wish and then you get your wish in spades?

You can think you’re really spiritual if you want or, you can think that your subconscious was just waiting to put those puzzle pieces together and sock it to you.
Or you can think something else. Whatever.

OK. So about three years ago I got constipated, really constipated and the next crap that happened was I got diagnosed with cirrhosis and out came the prescription pad and lactulose went onto the paper. I was still taking ex-lax and still either constipated or I was tethered to the facilities. The lactulose was making me bloat

I was not a happy camper even if I was seated on a throne.

So I made one of those life changing thoughts like ‘I’ve totally had it with this constipation business. I wish it would quit.'

I haven’t dared go out of town since.

So, does all this diarrhoea mean I should go on a lecture circuit and tell people how to wish effectively and abundantly? My timing would have to be way better than it is right now to even entertain one engagement. Forget the circuit business.

Anyway, my wishing/abundance pulling ability coincided with my discovery of mini boxes of the cutest little mandarin oranges. I pigged out. Every time I eat those dinky little oranges, I have a very active lifestyle with very speedy movement from the living room to the washroom. I come back slower than I go, but if I turn around to go back, my speed really revs for about ten feet.

If the oranges are doing it, there goes a good career. It’s just about the end of mandarin season anyway.

If I don’t eat oranges today maybe I can go away tomorrow. We shall see.

I hope I don’t get this wrong.